Dr. Scott:	From the day he was born
	He was trouble
	He was the thorn in his motherīs side
	She tried in vain...,
Criminologist: .	But he never caused her nothing but shame
Dr. Scott:	He left home the day she died
	From the day she was gone all he wanted
	Was rockīnīroll, porn, and a motorbike
	Shooting up junk
Criminologist:	He was a low-down cheap little punk!
Dr. Scott:	Taking everyone for a ride
Cast:	When Eddie said he didnīt like his teddy
	You know he was a no-good kid
	But when he threatened your life
	With a switchblade knife
Frank:	What a guy!
Janet:	Makes you cry
Dr. Scott:	And I did
Columbia:	Everybody shoved him
	I very nearly loved him
	I said hey listen to me
	Stay sane inside insanity
	But he locked the door and threw away the key
Dr. Scott:	But he must have been drawn into something
	Making him warn me in a note which reads
Brad & Janet:	Whatīs it say? Whatīs it say?
Eddie:	Iīm out of my head
	Oh, hurry or I may be dead
	They mustnīt carry out their evil deeds
Cast:	When Eddie said he didnīt like his teddy
	You know he was a no-good kid
	But when he threatened your life
	With a switchblade knife
Frank:	What a guy!
Janet:	Makes you cry
Dr. Scott:	And I did
Frank:	What a guy!
Janet:	Makes you cry
Dr. Scott:	And I did