| Usherette (Lips): | Michael Rennie was ill |
| The day the earth stood still |
| But he told us where we stand. |
| And Flash Gordon was there |
| In silver underwear, |
| Claude Rains was the invisible man. |
| Then something went wrong |
| For Fay Wray and King Kong, |
| The got caught in a celluloid jam. |
| Then at a deadly pace |
| It came from... outer space. |
| And this is how the message ran: |
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| Chorus: | Science fiction - double feature |
| Doctor X will build a creature. |
| See Androids fighting Brad and Janet |
| Anne Francis stars in Forbidden Planet |
| Ah-ha, ha-ho |
| At the late-night, double-feature, picture show. |
| |
| Usherette (Lips): . | I knew Leo G. Carrol |
| Was over a barrel |
| When Tarantula took to the hills. |
| And I really got hot |
| When I saw Jeanette Scott |
| Fight a Triffid that spits poison and kills. |
| Dana Andrews said Prunes |
| Gave him the runes |
| And passing them used lots of skills |
| But when worlds collide |
| Said George Pal to his bride, |
| I´m gonna give you some terrible thrills |
| Like a ... |
| |
| Chorus: | Science fiction - double feature |
| Doctor X will build a creature. |
| See Androids fighting Brad and Janet |
| Anne Francis stars in Forbidden Planet |
| Ah-ha ha-ho |
| At the late-night, double-feature, picture show |
| I wanna go |
| Oh-o-o |
| To the late-night, double-feature, picture show |
| By RKO, |
| Oh-o-o |
| To the late-night, double-feature, picture show |
| In the back row, |
| Oh-o-o |
| To the late-night, double-feature, picture show. |
