| Brad: | Hey, Janet |
| Janet: | Yes, Brad |
| Brad: | Iīve got something to say |
| Janet: | Uh-huh |
| Brad: | I really love the... skillful way... |
| You beat the other girls to the brideīs bouquet |
| Janet: | Oh... oh Brad |
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| Brad: | The river was deep but I swam it |
| Phantoms: . | Janet |
| Brad: | The future is ours so letīs plan it |
| Phantoms: | Janet |
| Brad: | So please donīt tell me to can it |
| Phantoms: | Janet |
| Brad: | I have one thing to say and thatīs Dammit, Janet- |
| I love you |
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| Brad: | The road was long but I ran it |
| Phantoms: | Janet |
| Brad: | Thereīs a fire in my heart and you fan it |
| Phantoms: | Janet |
| Brad: | If thereīs one fool for you then I am it |
| Phantoms: | Janet |
| Brad: | Iīve one thing to say and thatīs Dammit, Janet!- |
| I love you |
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| Hereīs the ring to prove that Iīm no joker |
| Thereīs three ways that love can grow |
| Thatīs good, bad, or mediocre |
| Oh J-A-N-E-T I love you so |
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| Janet: | Oh, itīs nicer than Betty Monroe had! |
| Phantoms: | Oh, Brad |
| Janet: | Now weīre engaged and Iīm so glad |
| Phantoms: | Oh, Brad |
| Janet: | That you met Mom and you know Dad |
| Phantoms: | Oh, Brad |
| Janet: | Iīve one thing to say and thatīs Brad, Iīm mad for you too! |
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| Janet: | Oh, Brad |
| Brad: | Oh, dammit |
| Janet: | Iīm mad |
| Brad: | Oh, Janet |
| Janet: | For you |
| Brad: | I love you too-oo-oo |
| Both: | Thereīs one thing left to do |
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| Brad: | And thatīs go see the man who began it |
| Phantoms: | Janet |
| Brad: | When we met in his science exam-it |
| Phantoms: | Janet |
| Brad: | Made me give you the eye and then panic |
| Phantoms: | Janet |
| Brad: | Iīve one thing to say and thatīs dammit, Janet, I love you |
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| Brad: | Dammit, Janet |
| Janet: | Oh Brad, Iīm mad |
| Brad: | Dammit, Janet |
| Both: | I love you |
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