| Frank-N-Furter: | How d´you do |
| I see you´ve met my faithful handyman |
| He´s a little brought down |
| Because when you knocked |
| He throught you were the candy man |
| Don´t get strung out by the way I look |
| Don´t judge a book by its cover |
| I´m not much of a man by the light of day |
| But by night I´m one hell of a lover |
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| I´m just a sweet transvestite from Transexual Transylvania |
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| Let me show you around or maybe play you a sound |
| You look like you´re both pretty groovy |
| Or if you want something visual that´s not too abysmal |
| We could take in an old Steve Reeves movie |
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| Brad: | I´m glad we caught you at home |
| Could we use your phone? |
| We´re both in a bit of a hurry |
| We´ll just say where we are and go back to the car |
| We don´t want to be any worry |
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| Frank-N-Furter: | Well, you got caught with a flat |
| Well, how ´bout that! |
| Well, babies, don´t you panic. |
| By the light of the night |
| It´ll all seem all right |
| I´ll get you a satanic mechanic |
| I´m just a sweet transvestite from Transexual Transylvania |
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| Frank-N-Furter: | Why don´t you stay for the night |
| Riff-Raff,Magenta,Columbia: . | Night |
| Frank-N-Furter: | Or maybe a bite |
| Riff-Raff,Magenta,Columbia: | Bite |
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| Frank-N-Furter: | I could show you my favorite obsession |
| I´ve been making a man with blonde hair and a tan |
| And he´s good for relieving my... tension! |
| I´m just a sweet transvestite from Transexual Transylvania |
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| So, come up to the lab |
| And see what´s on the slab |
| I see you shiver with antici... pation |
| But maybe the rain is really to blame |
| So I´ll remove the cause... |
| But not the symptom! |
