Ihr sitzt im Kino und hört wie Fans Zwischenrufe machen oder auf Filmdialoge antworten geben und wollt auch mitmachen? Leider wisst ihr nicht was denn da so gerufen wird? Kein Problem. Hier ist eine Liste mit bekannten Zwischenrufen. Es gibt in den unterschiedlichen Kinos und Stage Groups auch verschiedene Sprüche. Hier werden lediglich die gebräuchlichsten dargestellt. Also keinen Kopf machen wenn ihr mal was anderes ruft. Das ist auch überhaupt nicht peinlich sondern bereichert die Fangemeinde.
A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away, God said "Let there be lips." And they were, and they were good.
Science Fiction/Double Feature
LIPS: And he told us where we stand...
- On our feet
LIPS: Claude Rains was the invisible man.
- Who's Claude Rains?
LIPS: They got caught in a celluloid jam
- Yeah Jam!
LIPS: It came from...
- Where?
LIPS: Outer Space...
- Thank you!
LIPS: I saw that Leo G. Carroll...
- Was fucking a barrel
LIPS: When tarantula took to the hills...
- Lick it!
LIPS: And I really got hot when I saw...
- Janet's twat!
LIPS: That spits poison and kills...
- Yeah, kills
LIPS: Dana Andrews said prunes...
- Gave him the shits!
LIPS: And passing them used lots of skill.
- Yeah, skill!
LIPS: But when worlds collide...
- Boom!
LIPS: I'm gonna give ya...
- Some joints and some pills
LIPS: Like a...
- Like what?
LIPS: In the back row...
- Fuck the back row
CHURCH SCENE:
RALPH: Betty's gonna throw the bouquet
- Hey Janet, do you have syph?
RALPH: Hey, big fella
- How would you know?
RALPH: See ya, Brad
- See ya, Sucker
RALPH: Come on, Betty, hop in...
- Think about it, Asshole...Wait til tonight, she got hers, now he'll get his.
JANET: Now she's Mrs. Ralph Hapschatt.
- Hapshit...
BRAD: Ralph's a lucky guy...
- No he's not. She's got syph.
WOMAN: I always cry at weddings...
- So do I, honey
BRAD: Betty's a wonderful little cook...
- She's the hottest baked potato on Denton...yeah, Denton! The home of Happiness.
BRAD: A promotion in a year or two...
- If he doesn't get busted first
BRAD: Hey Janet...
- Sit on my face and wiggle...
BRAD: I've got something to say...
- Say it
BRAD: I really love the...
- Starts with an "S". Sku..Sku..Sku..Sku..
BRAD: Skilful way...
- What a fuckin' genius
BRAD: You beat the other girls...
- With whips and chains
BRAD: To the bridal bouquet...
- And that too
BRAD: There's three ways that love can grow
- Sex, drugs, and rock and roll
BRAD: That's...
- Gay, straight and mediocre
BRAD: Oh, J-A-N-E-T
- I want a blow
JANET: I'm so glad that you...
-Fuck Mom and you blow Dad
JANET: Oh, Brad...
- Oh, shit
JANET: I'm mad...
- Oh, shit
BRAD: Made me...
- Piss in my pants and then panic
JANET: Oh, Brad...
- You fag... I love you.
CRIMINOLOGIST'S OFFICE:
(At the beginning of scene)
-The man you are about to see has no fuckin' neck. Where's your fuckin' neck?
CRIM: I would like...
- You would, would you?
CRIM: If I may...
- You may
CRIM: To take you...
- Where?
CRIM: On a strange journey...
- How strange was it? It was so strange they made a movie about it;
not a book, a movie.
CRIM: It was a fairly ordinary night...
- Ordinary?
CRIM: When Brad Majors...
- Asshole
CRIM: And his fiancee...
- Slut!
CRIM: Janet Weiss...
- Veisss!
CRIM: Two young healthy kids...
- Healthy?
CRIM: Professor Everett...
- Snot (Boos & Hisses)
CRIM: Now friend to both of them...
- Is it true that you're constipated?
CRIM: There were dark storm clouds...
- Describe your balls
CRIM: They were driving...
- Is it true that you're gay?
CRIM: Badly in need of some air...
- So's your fuckin' neck
CRIM: Normal kids
- Normal?
CRIM: Spoil the events of the evening
- certainly not
CRIM: On a night out...
- Come a little bit closer,
CRIM: They were going to remember
- For how long?
CRIM: A very long time...
- What a fuckin' drip
CAR SCENE:
(Scene opens)
- Hey Dick, have you ever been a quitter?
NIXON: I have never been a quitter
- Bullshit
NIXON: To every instinct in my body...
- You call that a body?
NIXON: But as President...
- You call that a President?
NIXON: The interest of America first
- What does America need?
NIXON: Needs a full time President
- What else?
BRAD: To that type...
- Yeah! That type!
JANET: What's the matter Brad?
- Make a sound like a cow.
BRAD: A few miles back...
- Asshole
BRAD: Just have to turn back...
- Look out!
JANET: What was that bang?
- A gang bang!
BRAD: That spare tyre fixed...
- Asshole
JANET: In the middle of nowhere...
- What's white and sells...
JANET: I'm coming with you...
- That'll be a first
JANET: Might be a beautiful woman...
- He is!
JANET: Never come back again...
- You should be so lucky!
(Before Janet sings)
- Buy an umbrella you cheap bitch... Sing Bitch!
JANET: Burning bright...
- What's up your ass?
JANET: There's a guiding star...
- That must hurt
(Before Riff sings)
- Sing to us, O Hairless One!
CRIMINOLOGIST'S OFFICE:
(At end of song)
- And Betsy Ross used to sit home and sew and sew and...
CRIM: That there plight required...
- Are you sure?
CRIM: Or had they?
- Nyah-ha-ha
CASTLE:
(Doorbell rings)
- Ding-dong, Asshole calling
(Door creaks)
- Say hello, Riff.
BRAD: Hi, my name is Brad Majors...
- Asshole
BRAD: My fiancee, Janet Weiss...
- Veiss
BRAD: You have a phone we might use...
- Look between Janets' legs
JANET: Yes, it's raining...
- No shit, Sherlock - Are you an asshole, Brad?
BRAD: Yes...
- Are you on drugs, Riff?
RIFF: Perhaps you better both...
- Fuck off
RIFF: Come inside...
- I don't care where you come, long as you clean it up!
BRAD: Hunting lodge for rich weirdos
- Yeah, rich weirdos. Hey, Riff, which way?
RIFF: This way...
- Follow the bouncing thumb
JANET: Are you having a party?
- No, it's my sister's Baz Mitzvah.
RIFF: It's one of the master's affairs
- Which one?
(clock chimes)
- Hey, Riff, show us your mother.
RIFF: I've got to...
- Smoke a bowl
RIFF: I remember doing the time warp
- 1, 2
(before Criminologist)
- How is it done?
MAG: Into the time slip...
- Work that bird
(Columbia's tap dance)
- 2 4 6 8 10 12 14. Eat your heart out Ann Miller
JANET: Say something...
- Say something stupid...
BRAD: How to do the Madison...
- I do the rock myself, I do the swing.
BRAD: In a bit of a hurry...
- Left
JANET: Right...
- Left
BRAD: We don't want to be any worry
- We both want to fuck Tim Curry
FRANK: Stay for the night...
- Night!
FRANK: Maybe a bite...
- Bite!
FRANK: My favourite obsession
- Sex
FRANK: I've been making a man...
- You call that a man?
FRANK: Good for relieving my...
- Sexual
FRANK: So...
- What?
FRANK: Come up to the lab...
- And fuck me on the slab
FRANK: With antici...
- Say it, Consta...
FRANK: So I'll remove...
- Your clothes. But what about the nasty symptoms?
(Before Brad says thank you)
- What do you say when Frank fucks you?
COL: To nice a job to rush...
- Yeah, rush!
BRAD: My name is Brad Majors...
- Asshole
BRAD: Janet Weiss...
- Veiss, hey Brad, how do you stoop to urinate?
COL: Right arm for the privelege...
- Or there left tit
MAG: ...does not like to be kept waiting
- What do you do to an uncomfortable cock (pause)
Drop it! Thank you
RIFF: We are simply his...
- Slaves
LABORATORY SCENE:
(before Frank says "Magenta")
- What's your favourite colour?
FRANK: Magenta
- Where do you get your pot?
FRANK: Go and assist...
- Woof-woof
BRAD: Brad Majors...
- Asshole
BRAD: Janet Veiss...
- Weiss!
BRAD: Weiss...
- Frank, do you speak French?
FRANK: It'll make you feel less...
- Naked
FRANK: Offer them...
- Horse brutality
BRAD: Ungrateful!
- Superman!
FRANK: Perfect specimen of manhood, so
- Big
FRANK: Proud of him Janet...
- Hey Janet, are you a slut?
RIFF: Merely await your word...
- (pause) - Hey Frank, when's the orgy?
FRANK: An accident to make it happen...
- A what?
FRANK: That elusive ingredient...
- Who's your favourite character on Star Trek?
FRANK: Breath of life...
- Are you going to fuck everyone in the audience tonight?
FRANK: Yes...
- Do you know about gay sex?
FRANK: I have that knowledge...
- What do you hold under you arm?
FRANK: I hold the secret...
- To life?
FRANK: To life...
- Itself?
FRANK: Destined to be...
- Fucked!
FRANK: OK?
- Hey Frank, how do you kill roaches?
FRANK: Better than that...
- Why don't you ask Brad and Janet?
FRANK: What do you think of him?
- Lie, Janet
JANET: With too many muscles...
- Just one big one
FRANK: Snatch, clean and jerk...
- Off
FRANK: One from the vaults...
- A greaser from the freezer, a bat outta Hell.
FRANK: Oh, Baby...
- I'm upset
FRANK: It was a mercy killing...
- Mercy, mercy, mercy
FRANK: Make me...
- Oh, Dance with a midget.
FRANK: Take Charles Atlas by the...
- Balls!
FRANK: In just seven days...
- That's a week
FRANK: Just dynamic tension
- Sing it Bitch
CRIMINOLOGIST'S OFFICE:
(As scene begins)
- I say that life is an illusion
CRIM: Life is an illusion
- Like your neck
CRIM: Figment of our imagination
- Like your neck
CRIM: Somber bridal
- Sweeeeet!
CRIM: A feeling which...
- Greeeew! Unlike your neck.
JANET'S BEDROOM:
JANET: Come in...
- And out and in again
FRANK: Why, nothing...
- Yet!
FRANK: All bad, is it...
- It isn't all Brad either
FRANK: Not all spent yet...
- For a nickel I will
FRANK: Cross my heart and hope to die
- Stick a dildo in my eye
BRAD'S BEDROOM:
BRAD: What have you done with Janet?
- Fucked the shit out of her
BRAD: Never, never
- Never, never
BRAD: I thought it was the real thing.
- It is!
FRANK: Give yourself over to pleasure...
- It is in New Jersey
FRANK: Coming!
- So is Brad
LABORATORY:
JANET: Oh, Brad...
- Oh, Janet
JANET: Brad, my darling
- Janet, my fish
JANET: How could I have done this to you?
- It was easy. But it would have been easier without the pantyhose.
JANET: If only we hadn't made this journey.
- But you did
JANET: If only the car hadn't brokendown.
- But it did
JANET: If only we were amongst friends
- But you aren't
JANET: Or sane persons...
- Two out of three ain't bad
ROCKY: (crying)
- Leave him alone. He's monsterbating
JANET: Did they do this to you?
- They sure did! Those snivelling shits!
JANET: Dress your wounds...
- And undress mine
JANET: Baby, there...
- That's no baby, Janet. 1, 2, 3, Hey Janet, you wanna fuck?
CRIMINOLOGIST'S OFFICE:
CRIM: Mental state...
- And you can only read about it, Shitlips.
CRIM: A highly and irrational...
- Mouthwash
CRIM: Janet was indeed...
- A nymphomaniac
LABORATORY:
JANET: I was feeling done in...
- And pushed up
JANET: Couldn't win
- Like the Mets
JANET: I'd only ever kissed before...
- What a crock of shit
JANET: I thought there's no use getting
- Laid
JANET: And seat wetting...
- Yeah! Wet seats!
JANET: And I want more...
- More, more, more
JANET: And rub you down...
- Down, down, down
(as Frank starts whipping)
- Hit him! Hit him again! Hit him harder!
RIFF: Master, we have a visitor...
- What does Capt. Kirk say to his chief engineer?
BRAD: Happens to be a friend of mine
- What's your favourite fruit drink?
BRAD: I was telling...
- A lie
RIFF: The intruder has entered the building, master
- Where could he be?
FRANK: In the Zen Room!
- Not the Zen Room!
FRANK: In person...
- Oh, no! Not the Triple Contact Electro Magnet
SCOTT: Frank-N-Furter
- Mit Kraut!
SCOTT: We meet at last...
- No, we meet at first
SCOTT: Brad, what are you doing here?
- Oh, just fucking around
FRANK: What Brad Majors is doing here..
- Getting good head
FRANK: I know Brad is...
- You promised you wouldn't tell
SCOTT: To find Eddie...
- Sweatty!
FRANK: What do you know of Eddie, Dr. Scott?
- Get conceited.
SCOTT: Eddie happens to be...
- My dinner
(Janet moans)
- You blew it, Bitch! Mouseketeer call, sound off
(after each "Rocky")
- Uhhh!
MAG: Master, dinner is prepared...
- And we helped! What do you think of oral sex?
FRANK: Formal dress is to be optional
- Toga! Toga! Toga!
DINNER TABLE:
FRANK: A toast
- To cannibalism
FRANK: Happy birthday to you
- Woo!
FRANK: Happy birthday to you
- Woo!
FRANK: Shall we?
- Hey Riff, deal me a slice
FRANK: Another slice anyone?
- And you took the food right out of my mouth,
oh it must have been while you were chewing me.
FRANK: Dr. Von Scott...
- Janet, Brad, Rocky, Uhh!
SCOTT: From the day he was born...
- Not the night, but the day
SCOTT: He was trouble...
- Not monopoly, but trouble
SCOTT: He vas the thorn...
- Not the rose, but the thorn
SCOTT: In his Mothers' side...
- Not the back, but the side
SCOTT: She tried in vain...
- Not the artery, but the vein
SCOTT: Nothing but shame...
- Shame, shame, shame
SCOTT: He left home the day she died...
- It's Rockin' Scott
(after next four lines)
- Shoo-Bop, Shoo-Bop, Bop
CRIM: Low down cheap little punk
- Yeah! Punk!
SCOTT: But he must have been drawn
- Shoo-Bop, Shoo-Bop, Bop
(also after next two lines)
SCOTT: In a note which reads:
- What's it say, what's it say?
LABORATORY:
BRAD: You mean...
- A vibrator
CRIM: And then she cried out...
- More! More! More!
JANET: You're a hot dog!
- Who's Tim Curry?
COL: I loved you...
- What did you say?
FRANK: Not easy having a good time...
- Try Disney World
FRANK: You shall receive it in abundance
- What tastes good on cornflakes?
CRIMINOLOGIST'S OFFICE:
CRIM: Brad and Janet had both tasted...
- Frank's cock!
CRIM: Forbidden fruit...
- Yeah! Frank's cock!
CRIM: Of little morals...
-Yeah! Little morals!
CRIM: And some persuation...
- Yeah! Persuation!
CRIM: And what of the floor show...
- Yeah! Floor show!
CRIM: What indeed...
Where do you masturbate?
CRIM: In an empty house...
- When do you masturbate?
CRIM: In the middle of the night...
- The rates are cheaper
CRIM: Crazed imagination
- Yeah! Diabolical plan that seized Frank's crazed imagination.
CRIM: This was going to be...
- A picnic?
CRIM: No picnic...
- Oh shit! And I brought the ants!
FLOOR SHOW/FINALE:
COL: The only thing that gives me hope
- Is smoking dope
COL: My love of a certain dope...
- Yeah! Dope!
ROCKY: I'm just seven hours old
- And can't dance
ROCKY: The only thing I've come to trust
- Is Janet's bust
ROCKY: Rush of lust
- Yeah! Lust!
FRANK: Whatever happened to Fay Wray?
- She went apeshit!
FRANK: As it clung to her thigh...
- What? The apeshit?
FRANK: How I started to cry...
- I'd cry too, if I had apeshit on my thigh
FRANK: To be dressed just the same
- So did I, Honey.
SCOTT: We've got to get
- The fuck
SCOTT: My mind may snap...
- Crackle and pop
SCOTT: My life will be lived...
- OK, America! Show us your underalls
JANET: God bless Lilli St. Cyr...
- Hey Frank, whose pool is it?
FRANK: Wait...
- Can you explain?
FRANK: I can explain...
- This better be good, you got shot the last time.
(Start of "I'm Going Home")
- Ladies and Gentlemen, for one night and one night only, Alfalfa's shadow.
FRANK: I want to come again...
- So does Brad!
MAG: How sentimental...
- You bitch!
SCOTT: Society must be protected
- Fuck society!
RIFF: Say goodbye to all of this...
- Goodbye to all of this
RIFF: And Hello...
- Hello
RIFF: To Oblivion...
Hi, Oblivion, how are the wife and kids? (pause)
First one to scream gets it right between the tits.
MAG: They liked you...
- Get paranoid, Riff
SCOTT: You did right
- Slowly I turn, step by step, inch by inch...
SCOTT: You OK by me
- Na-Nu, Na-Nu.
RIFF: I'm sorry about your...
- Dinner?
SCOTT: Eddie?
- No, Penelope -What should they do?
RIFF: Go
- When?
RIFF: My most...
- Ugly Q-tip
MAG: Ah Sweet transexual
- You called..?
MAG: Land of night
- And high electric bills
MAG: To take that...
- Starts with an "S".
Stu... stu...
CRIMINOLOGIST'S OFFICE:
CRIM: And crawling on the planet's face
- What are disco people?
CRIM: Lost in time...
- What's your favourite TV show?
CRIM: And lost in space...
- What does this film lack?
THE END